In honors chemistry with the lovely Mr. Rapp, I was brainstorming on what to post for today. And then it hit me: What goes on in chemistry! Chemistry happens in chemistry, I can tell you that. Although they may deny it, some people flirt quite a bit (you know who you are). I sit in the back row, next to Ellie (she's in all my classes so expect to hear alot about her), and three boy's whose names I will alter. Lets call them Sam, Adam, and David. Sam is pretty cool, Adam is obnoxious and David is mean. What a lovely group of chillen', no?
Anywho, our favorite pasttime in chemistry is passing notes. I know what you're thinking, "Geez, since these kids are in an honors class shouldn't they be paying attention?!" We most certainly do pay attention, but only when necessary. Don't get me wrong, ole' Mr. R is excellent, but he tends to get side tracked, especially when discussing nuclear energy. These notes go something like this:
Me: Hey, what should I eat for dinner this afternoon?
Ellie: Hmm.... I don't care.
Me: Well I need to know.
No response, in this break David steals the note
David: Rebecca, nobody likes you.
Me: No one likes you either.
Ellie: I agree with Rebecca. I like your sweater. You look cute.
David: I know right? I'm sexy.
Me: No, David, you're mean and only midly cute.
Now is when Adam tries to steal the note and read it. He is unsuccesfull 90% of the time, and will soon start his own note.
Ellie: You're not that mean David. Sometimes you're nice.
David: Hey, I'm gonna be nice from now on!
In five minutes, David calls me short and annoying and makes some joke on how I look like a monkey. Sometimes, he even draws a labled picture of my monkey-ness.
Oh, and Adam's note goes something like this:
Adam: I'm so hot, you know you want me.
Me: Get over yourself. Loser.
Ellie: haha, Adam, you're a creep.
And thats the end.
Enough boring chemistry talk! Lets chat about SNL!
If I can figure it out, I will post some of my favorite clips right on this very webpage. Lets see....
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Okay, well I can't display the video directly, but I gave you the link. It's the infamous doorbell skit. With Tina-Tina-Who Cares About Her Last Name. It's classic, and if you don't know about it, watch it.
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This one is the Betty White Muffin skit. It's probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. When I watch it, I laugh the whole way through. Watch it. Unless you're under 15, then, don't. Please.
Okay, well that's enough SNL. Maybe I'll post my favorites on Monday's from now on...
The title of this post is from the book "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies." It might possibly be the best spin on a classic in ever. It's the regular book, but with zombies. When do zombies NOT make anything better?
Isn't she lovely?
Speaking of zombies, Halloween is right around the corner. I still don't have my costume together, but I'm almost positive im going to be a superhero. Dino Girl to be exact. I still need to get the cape though. Maybe I'll post pictures when I get it.
-R
Yes, I did in fact put it on Facebook. You should too though. Who doesn't want to read about wonderful Jewish things?
ReplyDeleteThe spooning can happen anytime. Spooning party? I think yes.