Little Balls of Heaven

Today was a beautiful day.

Until my macbook pro went screwy. And then a giant gray cloud came over me and I cried for two whole hours.

Nahh that didn't happen, although I am slightly off put by it.

I made this post for a reason:

HOW TO MAKE OREO BALLS

aka little balls of heaven

Utensils:

Candy Coating (white kind)

Cream cheese. I have a low-fat preference.

Oreos, again, low-fat.

Larg(er) bowl.

A large ziplock bag, as big, or bigger than a standard sheet of paper. & a skewer of some sort. I use wooden.

Double boiler. I use a small pot and a small glass bowl. Works like a charm.

Waxy paper yo.

Your (hopefully working) laptop, Netflix, nice speakers, and a chill glass of milk. Mmmm

Directions:

Place whole container of oreos in the ziplock baggie.

Now, STOMP ON THEM LIKE THEY'RE THE FACE OF YOUR ENEMY. Just kidding, be nice to everyone. Stomp until they're finely crushed up.

Put the crushed up oreos in your large bowl and dump in the cream cheese too.

Sorry,that's where the pictures end... And when my computer gave up on me.

• Mix them together with your hands, don't be afraid to get dirty. (Remember you get to lick them off. )
• Once mixed, roll a heaping tablespoons size in the palms of your hand making a ball. Put the balls on a plate which you'll put in the fridge after you're all done.
• Once all of the balls are in the fridge, get out your double boiler and the candy coating. I suggest melting two of the candy coating squares at a time. If you do more, it'll overcook.
• Once the coating is consistently melted, take one ball at a time and drop them into the coating. Using the skewer, move the ball around until its coated completely, then stab it and place it on the wax paper to solidify. Do this until all of the oreo balls have been coated.
• Once dry, you can put them in the fridge if you're afraid of them turning into mush, or if you like eating more solid deserts.

There you have it! The extremely easy, but absolutley delicious dessert. You'll have everyone drooling, and begging you to make them. Be frugal with your balls, don't be so quick to give them away. Ahahaha just kidding.... Maybe.

The beat is sooo good. Everything else...... Not good.

Have fun rolling and coating your balls,

-R